March 2011
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33 rules of Zombieland.
1.Cardio
2.The Double Tap
3.Beware of Bathrooms
4.Wear Seat Belts
5.No Attachments
6.The “Skillet”
7.Travel Light
8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
9.With your Bare Hands
10.Don’t Swing Low
11.Use Your Foot
12.Bounty Paper Towels
13.Shake it Off
14.Always carry a change of underwear
15.Bowling Ball
16.Opportunity Knocks
17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18.Limber Up...
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i’m all out of nutella
booooo
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Random sex facts
Wearing socks during sex makes it easier to reach an orgasm
3% of women plan chores during sex
Most people lose their virginity in June
More women talk dirty during sex than men
200 calories are burned during a fierce sex session
The average male thinks about sex every 52 seconds
Sex is more effective than painkillers in relieving pain
During sex pheromones are released, which may...
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The Only Exception -Paramore
When I was younger
I saw my daddy cry
And curse at the wind
He broke his own heart
And I watched
As he tried to reassemble it
And my momma swore that
She would never let herself forget
And that was the day that I promised
I’d never sing of love
If it does not exist
But darling,
You, are, the only exception
You, are, the only exception
You, are, the only exception
You, are, the...
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just some ranting
i like how i made this blog so i could say whatever i want and not be judged or bothered by other people and after my first post i got flipped out on and called a theif.
i don’t understand why people can’t mind their own buisness. i wasn’t bragging that i stole i was just saying what i felt like saying. it’s my fucking tumblr, i should be able to say whatever i want.
if...
Reblog if you've ever been called fat.
or ugly or stupid or a whore or a hoe or a slut
or useless or a waste of space or a loser or a bitch
or not good enough
so sad that over 50,000 people have reblogged this
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